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Mistletoe

I really need to stop falling for the old 'hey, Barney! Come over here!' trick. I mean, not that I'm complaining about the kissing. It is surprising how many girls will kindly oblige once I'm afflicted. But people are going to start thinking I'm doing it deliberately. I'm really not, I'm just stupid enough to walk where people tell me to without looking first.

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newt_rolf
Nov. 27th, 2007 06:57 pm (UTC)
You should do what I do. If a girl calls you, run. And keep looking up.
newt_barney
Nov. 27th, 2007 08:04 pm (UTC)
Oh, it's not girls particularly. Just when people see mistletoe they seem to think it's funny to direct me under it.
newt_stebbins
Nov. 27th, 2007 08:59 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I know the feeling. Parkinson has tried it with me. Twice.
newt_barney
Nov. 27th, 2007 09:04 pm (UTC)
You'd think she'd get the message you're not interested.
newt_stebbins
Nov. 27th, 2007 10:14 pm (UTC)
I have the feeling she ignores any message that doesn't agree with her whims.
newt_dorny
Nov. 27th, 2007 09:10 pm (UTC)
I am so amused. I'm sorry. If it helps, I don't think you were doing it deliberately. Still, I am growing more and more amused.
newt_barney
Nov. 27th, 2007 09:23 pm (UTC)
Good. I got into enough trouble over that bikini thing. I don't want people to think I'm sleazy!
newt_lucy
Nov. 27th, 2007 09:15 pm (UTC)
You're really not doing it deliberately?
newt_barney
Nov. 27th, 2007 09:26 pm (UTC)
Really!
newt_lucy
Nov. 27th, 2007 09:31 pm (UTC)
It's just that you've fallen for that trick quite a lot of times. At least that means you've snogged quite a lot of girls.
newt_barney
Nov. 27th, 2007 09:38 pm (UTC)
And three boys, which was just odd.

Well, none of them have been proper snogs, just little kisses. Have you been able to avoid the mistletoe so far?
newt_lucy
Nov. 27th, 2007 09:42 pm (UTC)
Oy vey. Yes, I've been fortunate thus far, but I'm still wary, and I probably just jinxed it.

I don't like having to be on my toes so constantly. School's stressful enough as it is!
newt_barney
Nov. 27th, 2007 09:50 pm (UTC)
But it wouldn't be so bad to be caught, would it? I'm sure you could find someone not too unbearable to relieve you before some cad like Oakby came on the scene.
newt_lucy
Nov. 27th, 2007 10:09 pm (UTC)
I know! If I catch it, I'll come directly to you!

But seriously now, it wouldn't be that bad, but I don't know. Maybe I just don't like the idea of being kissed just because I'm stuck with mistletoe hovering in front of my face.
newt_barney
Nov. 27th, 2007 10:41 pm (UTC)
Always ready to help a friend in need. I'll be sure to stand at your elbow to beat off Oakby-a-likes. Hey Lucy! Come over here!
newt_lucy
Nov. 27th, 2007 10:49 pm (UTC)
By making their heads hurt with your superpower?
newt_barney
Nov. 28th, 2007 01:47 am (UTC)
Yes! That's how! I am amazing at driving away leery men by the means of confusion.
newt_lucy
Nov. 28th, 2007 01:48 am (UTC)
Getting caught under mistletoe sounds quite bearable now.
newt_barney
Nov. 28th, 2007 03:16 am (UTC)
Compared to me making your head hurt?
newt_lucy
Nov. 28th, 2007 03:17 am (UTC)
Aww, you don't make MY head hurt.
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